New Order

I Use Cross Word to You Just Because I Like You

2011-02-16T02:28:00.009+08:00

You see this all the time on cartoons like Family Guy, The Simpsons and even my favorite Spongebob Squarepants, guys are always dumb and the ladies are always the smart ones. Okay, girls notice stuff a lot more better than you can imagine this I'm telling you! Even if she'd caught you staring at her once or being nervous in front of her, the idea that you've fallen for her will automatically pop into her head..

We love expressing our love indirectly by dropping hints, "What kind of guy is right for you? Whom do you like?" etc. Just take it from there and see where it goes if you get the feeling that she's talking about you :P
If not, then there's always more fish in the sea.. just catch the right one!

Yet, there's no such thing as an indirect love, so don't try and tell her there is! All of these are really silly when all you have to do is to say I LOVE U!

Anyway, I Use Crossword to You Just Because I Like You. XD
Butterflies in my stomach again~!

Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow

2010-06-07T17:38:00.010+08:00

You may understand some languages but how much do one really understand of every race and culture? Whenever we talk about Malaysia, there will be continuous debate on the potential of the head of the government to run its secular, multi-racial and social democratic ideals.

Currently, 3 states such as Kelantan, Kedah and Perak (once) are control(ed) by PAS. It is so obvious that PAS had much to gain from the DAP merger. And as for DAP, would it not have been too much of a sacrifice? In their previous liaison, the relationship was merely a foe more than an enemy..they are just the same in fact. In other words, if Ipoh has more non-Malays, nothing is wrong if the city council consists of majority non-Malays? PR can therefore be seen as racist because geographically concentrated minorities will not be allowed to dominate their own local governments. In Perak, before the Perak Constitutional Crisis, if the new state government wants to show leadership, PAS and PKR should try their very best to make a DAP member of parliment the Chief Minister of Perak, they should actually fight hard to ensure the Chinese or even Indians can head the state. DAP has rightly won it. . But we don’t want to rock the boat too much. It will be better to let the Malays to be the boss.

The Chinese Christians together with their staunchly Christian Iban brethren hold the key to victory in Sibu.

The Malaysian Chinese Association (MCA) is always being elbowed from the BN government because it is not competitively strong in the coalition and that makes some racist politicians tell this political party to leave BN and that is really good. But Kapitan Ho is in dilemma when these morons did not say a thing like the United Malays National Organization (UMNO) leave BN when they lost so many by-elections. Poor Chinese..The ugly racist PERKASA takes its advantage of a unique window of opportunity for the sake of Ultra Nationalism when we are week. Since MCA and the Malaysian Indian Congress (MIC) are also lousy and incompetant, can the Chinese and Indians also set up an "extended arm" to fight for our own individual race?

Before any general election, the Chinese community were given sweet promises and ended up being marginalized. This reminds Kapitan Ho a song sang by The Shirelles, Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow that goes:

"Is this a lasting treasure
Or just a moment's pleasure?
Can I believe the magic of your sighs?
Will you still love me tomorrow?"

A heartfelt words from the heart of Kapitan Ho to the Bosses, "it does not matter if the cat is white or black, as long as it catches rats, it is truly a good cat" - my favourite quote of the late Premier Deng Xiaoping.

Wow, She's Hot!

2010-05-22T13:49:00.007+08:00

Sorry, but her stupidity is showing.

Tribute to Mother

2010-05-09T13:40:00.001+08:00

At the age of 59, Sasakawa Ryoichi carried his elderly mother on his back and climbed 739 steps up a shrine in Shikoku and wrote a poem in memory of the event:

おが母への讃歌
　　　　　　　　　　笹川良一作

　　　母背負い宮の
　　　きざはしかぞえても
　　　かぞえつくせぬ
　　　母の恩愛

(a literal translation)

''A Song of Praise for Mother by Sasakawa Ryoichi
Mother hoisted upon back
Even as I count the palace steps
Mother's love and affection is countless.''

*Happy Mother's Day*

Oh, Mom I'm in Tokyo

2010-05-09T12:16:00.005+08:00

*東京だよおっ母さん*

久しぶりに　手をひいて
親子で歩ける　うれしさに
小さい頃が　浮かんできますよ
おっ母さん　ここがここが二重橋
記念の写真を　とりましょうね

やさしかった　兄さんが
田舎の話を　聞きたいと
桜の下で　さぞかし待つだろ
おっ母さん　あれがあれが九段坂
逢ったら泣くでしょ　兄さんも

さあさ着いた　着きました
達者で永生き　するように
お参りしましょよ　観音様です
おっ母さん　ここがここが浅草よ
お祭りみたいに　にぎやかね

Japanese is a nation with high national consciousness (民族意識). The lyrics are made up of 3 verses. 1st, after Japan suffered a defeat in WWII, they feel no discouragement, instead, through Niju Bashi (二重橋) which represents patriotism they manifest their love to the motherland and solidarity in spite of being defeated. Next, they profusely express deep grief by bereaved mother paying her visit to her son in Yasukuni Jinja (靖国神社), a resting place for the dead soldiers. Last, filial piety is highly valued with the scene of daughter bringing her mom to the temple of Bodhisattva (観音様) to pray for her longivity. This accounts how precious filial piety stands in their society.

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It's Not That I Like to Drink, You Know..

2010-05-08T05:01:00.009+08:00

Dear Kapitan Ho:

Have you ever gotten drunk alone?

Rojak B

Dear Rojak B:

In one more year I am going to succeed, for the whole world to see..but what's the point showing off when she is no longer here with me? She is beautiful, intelligent, genuine and caring. I've never experienced such chemistry. I find it hard to shift the thought that we could be so intimate. It was too great to be true!

Every girl dreams about the perfect relationship, even at the age of 5 ever since kindergarden. She is one of the many Chinese girl who goes for out caste date. I'm not sure if I should try to be an asshole to girls, but what I've seen that many girls love to get treated like ****. After some moment of seducing and poetic flowery words, she get impatient and try to bribe or tease with sex until she get a wake up call and finally gone for a man without family name, culture and education.

Kapitan Ho believes that there is a hierarchy of culture and that this hierarchy is dependent upon the world and life views prevalent in that culture. Depends on how much value you put on the culture that is no longer honored or remembered. If you value it then the loss of it is something to be of concerned. Race mixing is not beautiful, it is racial, cultural and social genocide. To deny the hierarchy of culture or to think it is unfortunate that people from inferior cultures should embrace superior ones is rather unfortunate.

Let alone some people. As the years go passing by and I grown up. Thinking of you really hurt me deep inside. As one of my favorite Eri Chiemi tune “Sakaba Nite” goes:

“It's not that I like to drink, you know..

It's just that I am afraid of going home alone again.”

Kapitan Ho listen to a lot of Enka and I can sum up my entire life in Enka songs. That may actually turn out to be a post. And you are still with him living on the Malay term "kais pagi makan pagi, kais petang makan petang".

Blessing in Disguise

2010-05-06T04:23:00.004+08:00

Ultra nationalism has never been a positive thing in Malaysia. I never said that the Chinese is perfect, I would be the first to say its faults in fact. The culture of immorality has replaced the old culture of true unity here in Malaysia. Some politicians are not that morally clean by allowing racial sentiments to burn in the heart of our innocent Malay brothers. This causes prejudice and hatred toward ethnic Chinese.

When it comes to keeping and making money, Chinese are thought to be devious, tricky and scheming. Obviously this is their propaganda in trying to blacken the inner beauty of Chinese people. The jealousy was to the fact that there were many successful Chinese business men, who contributes to their societies where ever they go. Also the Chinese are blameable for their wealth in the country where they gain it through nothing else but hard work and the accumulation of sweat, blood and tears!

It gives stitches on the stomach of Kapitan Ho when some racist polititians claim that Chinese Malaysians are working together with Singapore to topple the Malay government. How disgusting when they create an immaginary oppression of Chinese people and relate us to the Jews!

One arrow could be broken easily, but many arrows held together could not.

Bias and insults on our brothers are great opportunities to encourage Chinese unity to the unprecedented levels. Beloved brothes, take this as a chance to know each other well and get together not to be good at doing streets demonstrations but when there's a goal, try to achieve it together without harming the others like what have been done to our innocent sisters on the Tragedy of May 13.

Racist politicians out there should know that no matter how big and how strong the Chinese may become, it will never pose any single threat to the stability of the beloved soil.

And please don't make the Arabs sound like a saint to the cult. If the US did not attack the middle east, the Arabs wouldn't have cared what happened to Malaysia.

Be Water My Friend

2010-05-06T04:02:00.004+08:00

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend." - Bruce Lee

Dragon Ain't Pink

2010-04-28T23:00:00.013+08:00

You are a rare find and it is great that you do not feel the need to hide your true self! Young male being girlish is a recent phenomena in Chinese society. Kapitan Ho do not know why they act the way they do. The most common way is to judge through their clothing. Their fashion has to be the most effeminate one on the planet. To be honest, they do it to be recognized as sissy and how they were brought up. These boys look and dress a lot more femininely than boys from other races! Maybe they were raised by many mothers and never had a man involved in their life...

Being a True Chinaman is not about being rough, and hardcore like Master Wong Fei-hung or Big Brother Bruce Lee. It is all about being a good person who loves people, loyal, hard working and honorable! Not kids that do not like getting dirty, or wanted to wear earrings, and getting emotional everyday!

I'll make sure my son is raised like a boy should be - the old school way!

Chinese men were predominantly taken care by women, when they grew up, they think their lady should be handling everything and taking care of their kids as well. This is not like 30 years ago where the days we were raising men, now we are raising loser pretty boys! Our boys do need to be around men that will teach them how to become a truly Chinaman. Women try their best but they can only raise girls to become women not a boy to become a man!

There are lots of style in Taiwan, Japan and even Hollywood, but men don't all try to look like women. I still don't get it..

Hachiko - Definition of Loyalty

2010-04-22T03:51:00.007+08:00

People don't just break up and it simply don't just happen. The thing is people nowadays do not really value a promise, morals, and ethics like the good old days.

It is no secret that I, Kapitan Ho, am now going to pay a tribute to Hachiko, a dog who waited for ten straight years for his dead master to return...what a great sense of loyalty he had! Imagine him glancing at the station with people but none of them is his Master, it was the sorrows no other people can ever experience. Kapitan Ho will never shed a tears (sniff) but I will definitely appreciate his loyalty. Some may refer to him as stupid and totally unnecessary, but I believe those with some warmth in their hearts and compassion would not.

The absence of real commitment plays a big role in the problem. We should not be surprised that it is becoming harder to hold a relationship together. Love is the shortest distance between hearts yet it is inevitable that most people gave up easily when they came across a long-dinstance relationship. So you think love is simply touching and kissing? You do not know that you are actually taking a relationship into a sexual relations.

Would your friends have done that, still visiting you when you are gone?

It is a shame that the importance of friendship and loyalty is shown to us not by any great icon but a dog!

If He Does Not Listen to You, Make Sure He Gets Good Grades!

2010-04-18T13:09:00.007+08:00

Dirty looks, vulgars, body languages..Is this respectful? You would not do that to any human and you would not like it if any person do it to you! These few but exact words say a great deal about the relationship between some Chinese students and teachers. Kids nowadays behave terribly and do not respect their teachers. They are so obssessed with their friends, movies, shoppings, clothings etc. Many of them are no more the type of Chinese that use their manners anymore like 30 years ago where they appreciate education more than we do.

I know exactly what you are trying to say.. although I was born in 1990, Kapitan Ho thinks he belongs in the 60's or even earlier.

Everybody knows education and mannerism fits in any year or century we are in, it shouldn't matter! Personally I do not allow teachers to talk down or holler at my kids but if they deserve punishment they should get it. Fellow comrade, you are not going to lose anything if you obey your teachers as they are more experienced with the world than you. I realize that some Chinese kids are very stubborn and have difficulty obeying teachers. However, there are limits to what is allowed to be said. Just wait for a few years when you get a job, try not to obey your boss and you will be fired and replaced by someone who will. You don't have a choice. In real life you will always have someone you need to be obedient to; bosses, police officers, ministers etc. You think that it is tough by just obeying to a teacher?

Have you ever tried to put yourself in your teacher's place?

You get mad on your teacher just because you never question why. You only think of yourself and how teachers are being inconsiderate of you. In fact, you are being inconsiderate of them! As far as the look of a gangster...well Kapitan Ho has got no idea, it happened for a long time but girls want a bad boy it seems..maybe just to get it out of the system before they get older and have to settle down with their boring old studious husbands.

Chinese kids were once scared of thier teachers. Now many of them are so willing to fight against the superior one for stupid reason. That is the main problem with our kids and it all started with our generation and after just like an epidermic. You never know that once you misbehave, you actually make others stop and pause to watch the drama play out and this is how you bring shame to the family and the entire race!

You can fight in class, play truant, cheat in exam or anything you want in front of your teacher, but in return, make sure you get good grades or shut up!

Don't Stop at Two

2010-04-15T04:51:00.011+08:00

Kapitan Ho can never imagine life without kids and yet many Chinese couples find themselves deciding not to have children. Our birth rate keeps going down every year and Chinese parents blame it on the economic crisis. But, they never know birth rate has been falling in good years as well. It is not smart to blame this situation on the modern lifestyle while the birth rate is also falling in other developed countries. Today, it is reported that there is only 25% ethnic Chinese in Malaysia and the number continues to reduce. In order to arrest the community’s dwindling birth rate, Kapitan Ho thinks the Chinese need more babies!

I find it a flaw to their nature when our kids are not blessed with cousins. We should know that love between kids and parents, couples, siblings and cousins as well are all essentials to ones upbringing! Many people defer having kids because they think they have lack of time to care after them when both are working. My heart nearly broken when some Chinese feel bad for taking care of their kids and thinking of having children they will end up being unproductive where there’s no way you will be able to get as much done.

Yes, raising kids is hard but it's worth it.

Kapitan Ho is truly awed by Chinese people those days (who are mostly granparents now) who have 10 children (or more) and were both great parents, industrious estate workers, and at the same time managed to maintain a healthy level of sanity. Kudos Grandpa and Grandma! Having kids is much more than money. Yes, money is important but it should not be given more emphasis than it deserves. Do you love kids in the first place? Would you be willing to sacrifice time etc to care and love for them and bring them up properly? Once i was being told by a mother of 5 children where having kids is more to 天生天養 (Heaven Born and Heaven Raised). God takes care of things naturally as He has for thousands.

The Chinese have significantly helped shape the country's economy growth, yet their hardworkingness and efficiency has long been forgotten by the government. For this, those who are affluent and affordable chose to immigrate to the west. This caused another drop for our population. For Kapitan Ho it is very selfish to leave like that. Ideally, the ones who can economically afford to immigrate should stay and have more children because they have the economic means to ensure their children to have the best provisions in life!

It's about Quantity now, when we have Quality!

Two to three children is too few for a family but five would be enough. In fact there should not be any limit on having more kids. "Having kids" is a natural right. and there's no such thing as having "too many kids". So fellow Chinese, please have five or more if you can afford it. Don't stop at two! Remember sisters, having lots of kids is never an abuse of your reproductive rights!

Brave Chinaman

2010-04-13T00:09:00.013+08:00

As we here at the Order (that is, me, Kapitan Ho) begin to write this article, our brothers and sisters have suffered a great deal from its 're-education' courtesy of the post-independance 'education'. This is for those who bear the courage and wisdom to challenge the popular propaganda where chinese are too incompetent to join army. If it is true that there is a forgotten part of the history of the Malayan peninsula, It is a story about our warriors who were invisible when they were framed as terrorist. Most Chinses were usually labourers or shopkeepers from some small town or village and when the Great Second Word War broke out, many volunteered themselves for military service against the Axis Japanese Imperial Army.

Honestly, only the Chinese volunteers actually fought in the front line in Singapore fighting against the fearful Japanese Imperial Army and the best fighting spirit was shown right up to the surrender in Singapore. With Chinese, British prevailed but not the Regiment Army. The Chinese volunteers from Malaya who were killed in front line action have never been acknowledged as war heroes by the post-independence government of Malaysia. Only Britain and Singapore have recognised their contribution to the war effort. The abysmal performance of the Malay volunteers was officially covered up by the post-World War 2 colonial authorities so as not to antagonise the Malays in the light of civil unrest arising from the implementation of the Malayan Union in 1946. - Wikisource

The Chinese has fought 800 wars for 1500 years, more than any civilization on earth.

Here is the reality, In Korea, the Chinese Volunteers protected their security interest by keeping the American out of the North. The Chinese was forced to respond since it can't let the US point a gun at her nose. They kicked the shit out of America all the way in Korea and only with the help of the UN forces, the war was not totally suceeded. As a fighting force, the Chinese lost thousands in Vietnam War against the US, yet Kapitan Ho would like to give credits to the chinese warriors because they were brave enough to go against world's major power again which is the US. In every case, the opponents did not win. So who cares if you lose all your troops? In the battlefield, the dignity of the nation comes first!

You can kill me, but there'll be thousands more of me.

I have honor to every single soldier in the world, no matter which country, the fact that they would die for their country is all more than enough. But what our brothers need is Truth! And I cannot agree that the Chinese Gentlemen could not fight better than our foreign brothers.

Dress Code

2010-04-11T22:03:00.002+08:00

"The only thing Oriental about me is my face." - Qipao first lady Madame Chiang Kai-shek.

The way you dress and the condition of your body do play a pretty big role in attracting people, yet you might not know that this world is becoming mad. Let me warn you sister, you are being over-exposed to sexual imagery! This is just an advice by me, Kapitan Ho who have really good intention to remind our Chinese sisters. Our young generation just love attempting and accept new things so easily. They accept the views of western world and even eager to try it. This is a bomb in our fashion world and a sign of modernization but what is the point gaining the world but lose your soul?

Our sisters are more attractive by all standards - just think about the fair skin and the almond eyes..these beauty affect nothing to our fellow gentlemen, but you never know some individuals have higher sex drives than others. I understand that modesty is something to be valued, but somebody has different interpretation on it. You might not feel that your thigh is so attractive to a man that he cannot keep his eyes off of you but some will really get aroused easily even by just looking at your nose. As you can see, it's both visual and mental for these people. Let me tell u why do they get tempted easily because they are too indulged in their religion where sexual teaching is strongly prohibited and they never talk about sex since childhood. So they become really interested in it later on in life and getting more perverted and fail to control their sexual desire when looking at indecently dressed women. They don't actually express their sexual thoughts so they don't really get the idea of what is right and wrong. Poor education and radical religious leaders is another cause!

So sister, why are you giving them chances to stare at you with their filthy eyes, just like a hungry cat being lured with fresh fish in front of it! Kapitan Ho share this to caution my fellow sisters to be careful as somebody is on the loose trying to do what I have described. Even though nothing is showing, you’re being ungodly. You won’t be turned away if you’re dressed casually but you will probably get some evil looks. You may say "communication is retarded by too much clothing" Indeed,you are so right, but that does not mean most people find it easiest to have a serious conversation with a naked woman.

Spiritual Decay

2009-04-09T00:10:00.007+08:00

Beloved comrade, I write to you now is to warn about a terrible illness that is befalling our great nation. That illness, is nothing but spiritual decayness. Our culture is a truly ancient and proud one! Any values, just name it, be it traditional or ritual. The most important aspect to me, Kapitan Ho is the Practice of Humanity and the nature of our Chinese Gentleman. I'm not trying to praise any of them, but to express my fear..I'm afraid they will not be long in for this world. Today, the HuaXia （华夏) Civilization is under siege. We are under attack from the soft culture from the West..It is not an attack on Chinese Culture. It is an attack on human nature!

Chinese Christian converts are encouraged to destroy their Buddhist icons.

History has told that Chinese is non-invasive but we are the one who became the target of western by-products of modernism that have little educational and artistic value. I do not mean to insult our foreign brothers. No offense, my concern comes from our own people. I'm afraid to say it but the strategy is working. Western culture is getting their advantages. I worry that our ancient language is being forgotten and our traditional customs left behind. I speak of our true Chinese culture mainly identity..with this in mind, we here with me, Kapitan Ho will now focus on the traditional culture of our beautiful nation. China has long history or even a painful past. It is time for Chinese to work together that we will progress with other nations and their people can live happily and peacefully from hereafter. We do this in hopes of promoting the ways of the Chinese culture, in hopes of restore the Golden Age of Han - Tang - Song - Ming. (Dynasty).

Beyond Heaven

2009-04-07T23:00:00.011+08:00

I have doubt that why do so many religious people feel the need to defend the All Beneficent, The Most Merciful in Essence, The Compassionate, The Most Gracious? God Almighty does not need your help. Religion was merely a man made tool to keep control of the ladies and to put fear into the hearts of children. God exists, but if you say your parents are greater than God, He would be please as love is the most wonderful thing ever. Followers of Confuscianism don't believe in the supreme being, yet they share many of the beliefs of any major religions around where they have beliefs of righteousness,honesty, and trustworthiness. The concept of worship is a combination of demonstrable honor, respect, and focused attention..Not groveling! My lessons came from the world around me as it IS as well as the knowledge of those who have come before - the ancestors. Some folks give more honor, respect, and attention to certain things than others. Monotheistic thinking simply for me by nature, cannot accommodate multidimensional complexity. Our world, as polytheists, tends to be more complex with multiple changes occurring on multiple levels.

A person with good moral upbringing that's all that is important.

Pleasing God solves your problem and makes you happier it seems..Believers of God, you may find it insulting, yet if God ask you to harm your mother, would you do that merely to please Him? I won't! It's just like saying you love God but you hate your mother.. If you cannot love your mom whom you can see, how can you love god whom you cannot see!? "The mother, again, is superior to ten fathers, or perhaps, the whole world, in importance. There is no one that deserves such reverence as the mother." - Sri Kisari Mohan Ganguli.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank my mom. I believe the existence of God, and for me my mother my father are my God.. I do not expect you to take my words. We just agree to disagree and laugh that we'll find out (or not) when we're dead.

"Honour your mother. Look upon her as god.
Honour your father. Look upon him as god." - Taittiriyopanishad